{"id":605,"date":"2009-03-24T12:18:59","date_gmt":"2009-03-24T16:18:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.therowboat.com\/?p=605"},"modified":"2009-03-24T12:18:59","modified_gmt":"2009-03-24T16:18:59","slug":"the-rubber-band-wallet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nathanschneider.info\/2009\/03\/the-rubber-band-wallet\/","title":{"rendered":"The Rubber Band Wallet"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Wallet<\/p>\n

A friend recently suggested that I write a blog post about my wallet. Seemed like a good idea to me. When you look around at the literature on the internet about how to improve blog traffic, one of the suggestions that often comes up is to teach something that readers can use. And since The Row Boat is, by and large, self-indulgent reflection on deathless questions, the chance to write about something actually useful is not to be passed up. It’s a way of giving back to my readers\u2014a dribble of self-help in exchange for all your thought and patience.<\/p>\n

The extent of my wallet that doesn’t constitute its contents is very small: a rubber band. Until recently I actually used the hair-things that I was in the habit of stealing from my then-girlfriend\u2014basically a rubber band wrapped in a coil of stretchy thread. The advantage of the hair-thing was the ease with which it could roll on and off the wallet’s contents. But when I lost the hair-thing, as well as the girlfriend from whom to steal a replacement, I was forced to choose from the stash of rubber bands under my desk, still hardly diminished since I bought them during the first week of college. To my surprise, the clingly quality of a thick, uncovered rubber band has grown on me. Those so inclined might try both and decide which they prefer.<\/p>\n

\"wallet2\"I came upon this species of wallet\u2014which I have yet to see in any other incarnation than mine\u2014out of necessity. It was a year or two ago, and I was traveling somewhere (don’t recall where) that made me concerned about pickpocketing sufficiently to want to have my valuables in the front, rather than back, pocket. A stolen hair-thing was handy (my hair was then long enough to warrant it), so I thought to wrap it, two times around, about the contents of my wallet. It immediately amazed me how much slimmer the package became without the clumsy leather folds that previously contained it. Once it comfortably settled into my front-left pocket, I was thrilled to discover also how much more comfortable sitting down had become now that one buttock no longer had a big wad of stuff between it and the seat. I was sold and never went back.<\/p>\n

To paint a clearer picture of the practicalities of my method, let me take you on a tour of my particular arrangement. It is by no means the only option; in fact, I would love to hear from readers about other arrangements they find useful.<\/p>\n